Seriously, Did U Know, Oreos have no milk or eggs. In fact, they were not even made or manufactured in a facility that processes milk or eggs. How do I know? Because after the "crackdown," we found out Oreos are Vegan when the kitchen gave us new dietary restrictions to help eliminate the fakers from our midst.
Why someone would choose to have vegetarian meal and then eat a Slim Jim ? ? ? jail. sometimes, people in jail are challenged with continuity issues.
This was so short, I thought I would include a jailhouse recipe for a "burrito": 1 Top Ramen, 1 bag of chips (preferably Hot Cheetos or Nacho Cheese Doritos), 1 Slim Jim (optional).
Take your bag of chips, be sure to open it carefully because that bag will be what you use to mix and 'cook' your burrito, eat about 1/3 to 1/2 the bag. After smashing the Tom Ramen in its package, empty the Ramen noodles in to the chips bag, smash, crunch and mix well. Add Top Ramen flavor pack and optional Slim Jim. Mix well and add water, not too much, just enough to bring the "meal" together. Once thoroughly mixed, fold in chips bag and "bake."
"Baking" in jail requires the only rule one must know and understand: "Know your correctional officers." To bake a "burrito" requires to put the bag on top of the light. Just, do not get caught doing that by the wrong Correctional Officer!
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